“I’ve taken the Lord’s name in vain on multiple occasions out of frustration and anger. It’s a bad habit, but I promise to do better.”
So this little turd walks in again and feels all bad about taking the Lord’s name in vain. Seriously? This guy has a daughter in third grade and a son in first grade. Maybe spend your time, I don’t know, raising your children instead of running to the church because you said “goddammit.”
The Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit owe me *big time* for putting up with these God-forsaken numbnuts. There must something in the water out here.