Wednesday, September 14, 2016

King Dumbass, Ruler Of Oafs

“It was our office’s holiday party. I’d had a few glasses of wine, and somehow, it just happened. I kissed another woman. It’s been tearing me apart ever since. I haven’t told Caroline yet. I’m so afraid and wracked with guilt over betraying my wife. Also, this is not just because you’ve made it Goddamn public information, which I absolutely demand you take down as soon as possible.”

Adultery? That’s just kissing someone! I thought this dumbass finally had something juicy for me, and he brings me this? Terrible. If you want to hop in Father Kevin’s booth to sob about cheating on your wife, make sure you actually had an affair. I told him to say 50 rosaries for the kiss, 20 for taking the Lord’s name in vain in front of me, and an extra 100 for being a DUMBASS.

So listen up, MR. RUSSELL DAVIS, you should be honest and tell your wife, MS. CAROLINE DAVIS, about your infidelity and work it out together in private.

5 comments:

  1. what a loser! ����������

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  2. Father, the Pope is going to very angry with you.

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  3. Kudos to you, Father. Good Catholics know how thin the priesthood is stretched these days. They shouldn't waste your time with minor displays of affection like this. I give my secretary friendly kisses all the time and I'm sure my wife wouldn't mind if she was to find out. Besides, confession isn't even a sacrament. Go look up the sacraments on Wikipedia or catholic.org, not a one is called confession.

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